(From a Maryland resident to his senator)

The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes 309 Hart Senate Office Building Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Sarbanes,

As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United State s for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United State s for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,

Pete McGlaughlin

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Washington, DC politicians and the so-called public interest groups are nothing more than a media celebrated prostitution ring. Principles, right and wrong, civil rights, etc, have become nothing more than theatrical terms and themes with no substance. Politicians, Lobbyists, Economists, et al, are like the hired “experts” of a trial; their “wisdom, advice, and expertise” up for hire to argue YOUR side for a price.

When they hit the House Floor, Senate Floor, or Press Rooms they all play their roles for the paying audience. Yup, we pay for the show folks. One side throws a land mine spin attack at the other side, then that side responds in kind. They even sometimes allow all the emotion they can muster for effect. They use terms like “deeply concerned” or “deeply troubled” over policies or desired appointees under review for votes in hopes of a position to serve. Their “deep” concerns are, of course, reserved for the working folks not yet adopted into the DC circle of elites, but nary a blink of the eye for their own actions.

Does it give anyone pause to see how these folks actually live their lives? Hollywood pumps out movies and sit-coms designed to lecture us about our bigotry, and DC passes bill after bill to spend YOUR money to line their coffers with enough cash to keep them living the cocktail party, jet-set lives as they not only look at us with disdain; but let’s face it folks, they are laughing at us all the way to the bank. Just as an example, how does anyone argue with any amount of honesty or sincerity that we cannot afford to protect our borders and then turn around and vote for a bill with over 6,000 EARMARKS? Not ONE of these “public servants” could possibly have ANY idea what they actually voted for and passed into law. And where was President Bush’s VETO PEN on such a ridiculous and scandalous injustice to the American people?

The brutal honesty here is that the conservative people saw the gross behavior of Washington, DC over a decade ago. With Newt Gingrich at the helm, leading the way, we sought out to get rid of the sham called the American Government. He set out to changing the status quo in DC in a way that brough power back to the people and lead us back to our foundation, instaed of allowing the Democrats to cotinue in power and keep marching so left. You know the one “for the people, by the people”, blah, blah, blah. But once the “solution” was put into place to restore some dignity and integrity, they became the fox guarding the hen house brigade. Instead of solving these problems, they actively became PART of the problem.

Now BOTH parties are merely the epitome of separate actors’ guilds playing the roles for the cameras. Once the lights and mic’s are turned off, they spend their time playing golf and tennis together and buying rounds. I can imagine the chuckle they share. “So, how’d you like my line about…….”, “Oh yeah, that was a good one. Wish I had come up with that one myself. But how’d you like my slam back at you when I nailed you on……”

Simply put, these 2nd rate “professionals” are perfectly content with just providing the show. They honestly don’t care which party stays in power, so long as they remain the only two parties that CAN be in power. John Konop brought up a great point on the Control Congress Radio show one day. The entire Walmart war is nothing more than a façade for the American people. A way to keep us focused on fighting the “evil” of the “other side.” The truth is that Walmart has Democrats just as embedded in their ranks as Republicans. Though 60% of their political donations may have gone to the Republicans in the past; just wait and see if now that the Democrats are the gang in power, that 60/40 shift doesn’t turn the other direction.

These folks use buzz words and buzz phrases to spark the fire, and when the lights go off they go enjoy their mistresses, drinking, etc on our dime- while we continue to fuel the flames attacking each other. As long as we continue to allow the political debate to be plagued with race and class warfare, we- the American people- will continue to lose our strength and ability to govern ourselves while we foot the bill for the DC Country Club membership to their Hollywood life style.